Crewneck Sweatshirt — Ace Armstrong University "School of Pornology" Crest
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ace couldn't find a school where they had a major in pornology, so he founded his own! A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt that feels like a warm study session late into the night. Built from a 50/50 cotton-poly blend with a classic fit and clean crew neckline, it layers easily over tees and button-ups. The embroidered university-style crest on the chest gives it a scholarly, slightly nostalgic vibe — the kind of piece you reach for when you want comfort without losing personality. Durable double-needle stitching at stress points and a tear-away label keep everyday wear comfortable and long-lasting. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean it’s made with attention to safety and sustainability.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and elastic retention
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Embroidered crest option (left, center, large center) and optional wrist embroidery
- Made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX certified dyes; tear-away neck label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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